I love the idea of being nostalgic for a time I didn’t experience. So I love I Love Lucy and Bewitched and I Dream of Jeannie and The Honeymooners and […]

People keep asking me why I think Garden State literally changed my life, and I suppose I owe an explanation. This movie is terrible, it’s really bad, you guys. It […]

Many of my life goals are limited by my sickness. My parents and doctors and the internet and my teachers and the school nurse and guidance counselors like to tell […]

Just, it doesn’t exist.

A healthful day starts when I awake and put on my vest. Picture a bulletproof vest with two large tubes coming out of the front. These tubes pump air into […]

The thing nobody tells you about when you’re learning about your disease and how it will affect your life is how being *sick* is the expectation – for the rest […]

Blah blah blah none of my friends/family understand me. I’m all alone in the universe. Winona Ryder reference. I have all of these feeeeeeeeelings. I’m being sort of ironic but […]